bachelor — Blog — Marnie Thompson

I Got $50 on One of the Laurens | Bachelor Contestants

When asked what her favorite TV show was, one woman replied: "Game of Thrones, even though I'm often confused."

TV RecapMarnie ThompsonDecember 11, 2017bachelor, arie luydendyk jr, emily maynardComment

Hometown Glory | Bachelorette Week 7

Was anyone prepared for the literal trash fire that is Dean's family?

TV RecapMarnie ThompsonJuly 17, 2017bachelor, bachelorette, rachel lindsay, rose, commentaryComment

What's Swiss for "Can I Be Honest With You?" | Bachelorette Week 6

Kinda bummed the trip to Switzerland didn't include any chocolate factories, cheese-making classes, or shots of the mountains the Von Trapp family climbed.

TV RecapMarnie ThompsonJuly 10, 2017bachelor, bachelorette, rachel lindsay, commentary, roseComment

The LEEving LEEzard | Bachelorette Week 5 (Night 2)

My heart and my bracket are broken.

TV RecapMarnie ThompsonJune 27, 2017bachelor, bachelorette, rachel lindsay, rose, abcComment

What A Bitch Does When A Bitch Is Confronted| Bachelorette Week 5 (Night 1)

Just call Lee Marcellus Wallace.

TV RecapMarnie ThompsonJune 26, 2017bachelor, bachelorette, rachel lindsay, abcComment

That Group Date Boat Should Have Sank | Bachelorette Week 4

Put a cork in it, you quirky quadricep enthusiasts.

Marnie ThompsonJune 19, 2017bachelor, bachelorette, blog, abc, rachel lindsay, roseComment

Never Have I Ever Enjoyed Watching This Show | Bachelorette Week 3

I want Peter to be my little gap toothed bitch and wear his grandpa sweater around our second home/cabin up in the Catskills while he grills steaks out back and I pick what we're going to watch on Netflix.

TV RecapMarnie ThompsonJune 5, 2017bachelor, bachelorette, rachel lindsayComment

The Night is Dark and Full of Narcissism | Bachelorette Week 2

DeMario tried to pull one over on Rachel. She lawyered up.

TV RecapMarnie ThompsonMay 29, 2017bachelor, bacheloretteComment

Hell is Another Season of The Bachelorette | Bachelorette Week 1

Dante once wrote "On march the banners of the King of Hell." Do you think he was referring to the ABC execs that green lit this show?

TV RecapMarnie ThompsonMay 22, 2017rachel lindsay, bachelorette, bachelor Comment

Beefcakes on Parade | Bachelorette Preview

Godspeed, Rachel. Godspeed.

Marnie ThompsonMay 17, 2017bachelor, bacheloretteComment

The [Obvious] Winner Is... | Bachelor Finale

Hail Beyonce, full of grace. The end of the season is with thee.

TV RecapMarnie ThompsonMarch 13, 2017bachelor, bachelorette, nick viallComment

I am a 55 Year Old Man I Moonlight as a Bachelor Blogger for My Daughter When She is Traveling for Business.

This blog was written by Woody Thompson, First of His Name, King of the Bradley Lane Kingdom, Breaker of Long-stemmed Wine Glasses, Father of Gingers.

TV RecapMarnie ThompsonMarch 6, 2017bachelor, nick viall Comment