When asked what her favorite TV show was, one woman replied: "Game of Thrones, even though I'm often confused."
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Was anyone prepared for the literal trash fire that is Dean's family?
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Kinda bummed the trip to Switzerland didn't include any chocolate factories, cheese-making classes, or shots of the mountains the Von Trapp family climbed.
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My heart and my bracket are broken.
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Just call Lee Marcellus Wallace.
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I want Peter to be my little gap toothed bitch and wear his grandpa sweater around our second home/cabin up in the Catskills while he grills steaks out back and I pick what we're going to watch on Netflix.
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DeMario tried to pull one over on Rachel. She lawyered up.
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Dante once wrote "On march the banners of the King of Hell." Do you think he was referring to the ABC execs that green lit this show?
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Hail Beyonce, full of grace. The end of the season is with thee.
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This blog was written by Woody Thompson, First of His Name, King of the Bradley Lane Kingdom, Breaker of Long-stemmed Wine Glasses, Father of Gingers.
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He's such a dweeb. Are we done yet?
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They freakin' frolicked in a bog. How romantic...
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Does Corinne's gynecologist know about her metallic downstairs situation?
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Please never wear those Clarissa Explains It All swim trunks ever again, Nicholas. I mean it.
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If Dolphin Girl doesn't make it to the Final Four I will wear a shark suit to work.
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